DOUG THE SLUG Apr. 13/00 Karl Rigelhof

Doug the Slug
Was a 2nd rate thug
Who ran the rackets
With(/)in his/a (m)old(y) leather jacket
(But) under(neath) that/his ugly mug
(And) his (cheap) imitation rug
Was a (remarkable/y) intuitive mind
(And) given enough (net/web) time
If you wanted (to) (break/crack) a/the code (broken/cracked)
He('s) (the) (guy/one) (who) could/to crack it